my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.
last night i had a dream it was 1000 years in the future and everyone knew reincarnation was real because facebook never deleted old accounts and you could just look through old users until you found the ones who looked just like you and you could be like ‘oh shit, i used to be an engineer’
Listening to hipster music and packing when I really should be asleep because I’m working tomorrow and then driving to Houston and that’s just a very bad idea if I’m sleepy.
I make poor decisions
I need an adult
I am not an adult
Today racheldotgov accepted my friend request on facebook
i don’t really fuck with the zodiac like that but i’m feeling powerful knowing we’ve entered leo season
I am the alpha Leo.